A real pet hate of mine!! and then when it freezes on the car over the coming days they wonder why their paint work is scratched as they were only scraping iceLeinsterman wrote:Clowns who drive ridiculously on the roads, despite no snow on them. They're usually the same clowns who don't bother to clear snow that's three inches deep off the roof, bonnet and boot of their car before they start their journey.
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Torturous Basterds!limecat wrote:Saw a snowman on top of a car yesterday as it was driving along...it was a fairly small snowman made from the snow on one side of the roof, but it even had arms made out of twigs.Leinsterman wrote:Clowns who drive ridiculously on the roads, despite no snow on them. They're usually the same clowns who don't bother to clear snow that's three inches deep off the roof, bonnet and boot of their car before they start their journey.
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I saw one clown yesterday who hadnn't even bothered to clear the snow off his passenger window! It was like he was driving an igloo!Leinsterman wrote:Clowns who drive ridiculously on the roads, despite no snow on them. They're usually the same clowns who don't bother to clear snow that's three inches deep off the roof, bonnet and boot of their car before they start their journey.
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Snow.
That is all
That is all
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Some kids threw snowballs at the car, rather than the futile stop and chase I went with the route of trying to damage their egos and duly informed them that they "threw like little b!tches!"sheepshagger wrote:Snow.
That is all
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Point now taken!limecat wrote:Saw a snowman on top of a car yesterday as it was driving along...it was a fairly small snowman made from the snow on one side of the roof, but it even had arms made out of twigs.Leinsterman wrote:Clowns who drive ridiculously on the roads, despite no snow on them. They're usually the same clowns who don't bother to clear snow that's three inches deep off the roof, bonnet and boot of their car before they start their journey.
My father-in-law is a fireman, this morning he had to cut the roof off a car to extract the (thankfully un-injured) driver from a crashed vehicle. The driver of said vehicle lost all visibility when downshifting and the snow on the roof moved to completely obstruct the windscreen.
Result: Car under truck!
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I hope he enjoyed his extra 30 seconds in bed.
...to the sound of a Sivivatu slap!
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Hipsters, you know them. With their flat caps, neck bandanas, tweed jackets, high top basket ball runnners, knit sweaters and designer stubble. Cycling around on their old school retro bikes that fold in half with their manbags.
They make smug-beard from last year's Meteor Christmas ad seem like a nice chap in comparison. Bloody too cool for school bunch of wannabes, there's never a grassy knoll nearby when you want one
They make smug-beard from last year's Meteor Christmas ad seem like a nice chap in comparison. Bloody too cool for school bunch of wannabes, there's never a grassy knoll nearby when you want one
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Thats the spirit, every cloud eh?Leinsterman wrote:I hope he enjoyed his extra 30 seconds in bed.
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Not forgetting their sprayed on jeans I hope (surely it takes an age to get into those things?).RoboProp wrote:Hipsters, you know them. With their flat caps, neck bandanas, tweed jackets, high top basket ball runnners, knit sweaters and designer stubble. Cycling around on their old school retro bikes that fold in half with their manbags.
They make smug-beard from last year's Meteor Christmas ad seem like a nice chap in comparison. Bloody too cool for school bunch of wannabes, there's never a grassy knoll nearby when you want one
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Which are rolled up too! Bunch of pretentious effete twits! To quote Bart Simpson "We need another Vietnam to thin that herd"Peg Leg wrote:Not forgetting their sprayed on jeans I hope (surely it takes an age to get into those things?).RoboProp wrote:Hipsters, you know them. With their flat caps, neck bandanas, tweed jackets, high top basket ball runnners, knit sweaters and designer stubble. Cycling around on their old school retro bikes that fold in half with their manbags.
They make smug-beard from last year's Meteor Christmas ad seem like a nice chap in comparison. Bloody too cool for school bunch of wannabes, there's never a grassy knoll nearby when you want one
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Bloody kids pelting the bus. Why do they think it's acceptable to throw snow/ice/rocks at that and not at cars I wonder?
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I had forgotten that smug pr*ck. Good to keep the hatred alive RP.RoboProp wrote: They make smug-beard from last year's Meteor Christmas ad seem like a nice chap in comparison. Bloody too cool for school bunch of wannabes, there's never a grassy knoll nearby when you want one
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w&%kers in the new Meteor Ad are nearly as bad.hugonaut wrote:I had forgotten that smug pr*ck. Good to keep the hatred alive RP.RoboProp wrote: They make smug-beard from last year's Meteor Christmas ad seem like a nice chap in comparison. Bloody too cool for school bunch of wannabes, there's never a grassy knoll nearby when you want one
"We've got to descrooge this guy!"
The ould fella should just fire the tossers, that would break their cough!
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Coming home to realize my tv isn't working and it must have been hit by lightening last night.
So focking annoyed.
So focking annoyed.
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you are not missing much , there's nothing on
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I've only seen it once, but whichever media agency is responsible for those Meteor ads must be staffed by some of the most irritating w*nkers in the country. If they imagine that the actors in them have any sort of mass/crossover appeal rather than just a faux-creative, late-adopter hipster soft-c*ck audience, they've clearly done too much coke or else only ever hang around with faux-creative late-adopter hipster soft-c*cks. I would like to say rant over, but it's only rant suspended while I make meself a cup of scald.Donny B. wrote:
w&%kers in the new Meteor Ad are nearly as bad.
"We've got to descrooge this guy!"
The ould fella should just fire the tossers, that would break their cough!
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This lightening ??aisling7 wrote:Coming home to realize my tv isn't working and it must have been hit by lightening last night.
So focking annoyed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL4vou2tars&feature=aso
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That's a reet good rant Hugo! You've got them on the ropes, just need to finish them off!hugonaut wrote:I've only seen it once, but whichever media agency is responsible for those Meteor ads must be staffed by some of the most irritating w*nkers in the country. If they imagine that the actors in them have any sort of mass/crossover appeal rather than just a faux-creative, late-adopter hipster soft-c*ck audience, they've clearly done too much coke or else only ever hang around with faux-creative late-adopter hipster soft-c*cks. I would like to say rant over, but it's only rant suspended while I make meself a cup of scald.Donny B. wrote:
w&%kers in the new Meteor Ad are nearly as bad.
"We've got to descrooge this guy!"
The ould fella should just fire the tossers, that would break their cough!
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That could have been it alright. Set the house alarm off too at some crazy hour this morning.CRAZYDAVE wrote:This lightening ??aisling7 wrote:Coming home to realize my tv isn't working and it must have been hit by lightening last night.
So focking annoyed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL4vou2tars&feature=aso